Today in math class I noticed someone had written “9x - 7i > 3 (3x-7u) Solve for i” on my desk. When I finished the equation the answer came out to i < 3u. I love you too, mystery equation writer. MLIA.
This is cute, but do people actually do this?
- Woman #1: Listen! I am telling you that that bitch stole my cat! I am absolutely positive that she mothafuckin' stole my cat!
- Woman #2: Girl, she probably did, she's crazy. What made you so damn convinced that she did it?
- Woman #1: Because I got a mothafuckin' text message from her sayin', "meow."
- --Overheard in New York
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