October 2011
31 posts
b4tmatt:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
Follow Her. She's amazing. →
What your family thinks you're doing when they're...
shrawani:
but you’re like:
and:
and when they get back they’re like:
and then you’re like;
When someone falls over...
shrawani:
When someone you don’t know falls over:
When your best friend falls over:
When you fall over:
Scientists have proven that 1645782426 people on...
shrawani:
When my mom yells at me...
shrawani:
When I was five:
When I was 12:
Now:
The moment when your teacher says "Ok class, if...
super-creative-name:
So everyone’s just like:
“Yes, master”
odditree:
When you wake up from a nap feeling worse than you did, before
- OddiTree
When you finish an essay at like 3:00 AM →
xdontblinkx:
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
