puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
I hereby declare it illegal for Chris Hemsworth to...
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
adamusprime: overtheunderpass: i shit you not today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
we could be beautiful:... →
youwantsomepearlsmuthafuckaaa: sh4ne: weryoungforever: hihowsyourlife: clairesawyer: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
When I walk past people talking about The...
philliptunalunatique: mrsweasley: geekingly: #i have to refrain from jumping in their conversations especially when the people are my enemies.