the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
Things people on Tumblr never say:
bruinthecup: I love vegan bloggers Who is David Karp? Facebook is the best I use Internet Explorer I’ve never heard of Supernatural What are ‘shippers’? I’ve clicked on the “absolute funniest posts” link and followed them I couldn’t care less about fictional characters I hate when my followers talk to me I would pay 49 dollars for that theme Nickelback + Pitbull = greatest duet of all...
itscandidlycara: yo America listen up if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down 80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat confetti? FUCK THAT apple pIES 7 BILLION APPLE PIES
Batman’s Gotham City is Manhattan below Fourteenth Street at eleven minutes past...– Dennis O’Neil (via itsmyorgans)
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature That’s my favorite part of reading.
batreaux: you text me “whats up”, i text back “nm u”. you respond “nm” but what you don’t understand is that I just desperately tried to signal to you that there are “nightmare monsters underground” and you missed the warning
person: hey what's a good song i could listen to
me: well i'd start you off with this it's pretty catchy i mean but it's not their greatest song like you should listen to their entire first album before judging but all of their stuff is pretty good also if you like that band you might want to check out this band too no one really knows about them but they're going to be really relevant so listen to all of their mp3's since they haven't officially released an album yet hey why don't i make you a mix CD actually here you go it's basic actually so tell me if you like them because if you don't i can recommend some others here wait give me one night i'll make you another one but this time i'll add more but you need to listen to them in a specific order otherwise you won't get it and make sure you listen to the whole thing without interruption because that's the way i intended it ok just trust me on this you're gonna love it
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